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To: The Rabbit who wrote (10301)	6/15/1999 7:50:00 PM
From: emidio	Respond to of 62578

> > > You know you're Italian when... > > > > 1) You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you > >still cry when your mother yells at you > > > > 2) Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank,but still drives >a > >'76 Monte Carlo > > > > 3) You share a bathroom with your 5 brothers, have no money, but drive >a > >$45,000 Camaro > > > > 4) Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are > >all blood relatives > > > > 5) You consider dunking a pack of "S" cookies in milk a nutritious > >breakfast > > > > 6) Your 2 best friends are your cousin and brother-in-law's > >brother-in-law > > > > 7) Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the ladies >by > >wearing your "Just do me" tank top > > > > 8) At least 5 of your cousins live on your street > > > > 9) All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather > > > >10) A high school diploma and 1 year of community college has earned you > >the title of "professore" among your aunts. > > > >11) You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners. > > > > 12) If someone in your family grows beyond 5 ft 6", it is presumed his > >mother had an affair.> > > > > > > > 13) There are more than 28 people in your bridal party > > > > 14) You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion. > > > > 15) 30 years after immigrating, your parents still say"Pronto" when > >answering the phone. > > > > 16) You are offended when the wedding you attend serves less than 3 >fish > >courses.