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To: Druss who wrote (6847)	6/17/1999 12:38:00 AM
From: Blue On Black	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

SI MIDNIGHT RAG (Editors note - Our roving reporter mailed this tape and requested that we post a transcript of it in this edition of SIMR. We are not quite certain that it is up to the standards of the usual SIMR interviews but after a follow-up telephone conversation with lee, we decided to run it anyway even though we don't know who he interviewed. We were swayed by his babblings of hot tubs in Juarez, big-breasted women, and talking tequila worms....he seemed normal so here it is...) SIMR: Whoooee, aren't we having a time down here. You seem to be floating in money...I would think that you would be back home dealing with those lawsuits. ***:Well, I have lawyers that are suing the pants off of anyone that they can think of. Sheeeeit, I had them add enough John Does that I can sue half the world if I want to do so. SIMR: What grounds are you using? : Folgers usually. Huh? Oh, the suits. Well...these people are interfering with business. How can I make money when these say anything that they pull of of some filing or document. Jeez, it used to be so simple to fleece people....this isn't on the record, is it? SIMR: Naaaahhhh. I'm just hoping to find something of loose character and looser morals....same as you. What about those shareholder suits? *: I can understand those suits....and agree with them. Shareholders have a right to expect their stock to GO TO THE MOON, BABY. As CEO, I am trying to serve shareholder needs and understand their disappointment. I'm disappointed,too. I have 10,000,000 shares of this thing that I wanted to dump when the price got up a little. Why else would I sue? To protect shareholders and so I can get some money that I expected to fleece investors out of...this isn't on the record, is it? Pass me the tequila. SIMR: How did you talk lawyers into filing a suit against people posting the truth? Seems strange. *: Truth? Whatthehell has that got to do with anything? You want truth? The truth is - I expected to dump a bunch of shares after the sheep had run this up to a respectable level. The truth is - it ain't gonna happen, now. These people have cost me some serious money...and THAT is the truth. SIMR: Let me have that tequila bottle back....SLUUUUURPPP. Ah. I think I am beginning to see your point. You have a good scam and these people messed it up....by telling the truth and pointing out your past. *: Jeez....you get busted for scamming people and people think you are scamming every time! Is that fair? I paid some serious money to the SEC so I'm even again....not to mention the bucks that I laid out to lawyers to keep from doing time. Forgive and forget, OK? THIS time I really wanted to get the share price up before I dumped my shares...just for shareholders, of course. You know it's hard to do this when people want you to file every little form and actually do some business. I've been talking to my psychic and he says I shouldn't have to go through this. I mean, I got a company listed and I have a right to get money from people. SIMR: BELCHHHHHH. Yeah, I see your point. But people are really looking now and it's so easy for people to check things out....the ingrateful bastards. They should just call the company. Do you want some tacos? *: Right. If they want facts, they should talk to me or IR. I pay them a$$holes good money to make up truth all day long....don't people respect that anymore? Tacos sound good. I'm here for the truth. I get paid for the truth. These other mouthy people are doing it for free. Have you ever heard of such. Who would you believe? These amateurs that are doing it for free or someone paid for the truth? SIMR: What's that you have on the mirror? Nevermind. Pass me that bottle, again. I see your point. You get what you are paid for and you have the most to gain....you are bound to be the most truthful. How about another brace of Marguaritas before we wonder down to the bordello? **: Sounds like a plan. Might as well have some fun while I'm on this side of the border. SIMR: Why are you here? Other than the local color? ****:Where the hell else would I be? They are suing the burritos out of me on the other side of the border. A$$holes are calling me a crim and bringing up my record....like I haven't turned over a new leaf. Slide that mirror over here and get a new bottle out....shareholders are paying for it. SIMR: I sure do appreciate it. Not that I can let it affect my professional conduct....I hope you get some serious fleecing done before it all comes down..... The tape becomes to garbled to understand beyond this point... Editors note....as we went to press, we received a frantic call from our reporter in which he stated that he sent the wrong tape. He said that he would send the correct tape and that he received no considerations for doing so....