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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10317)6/16/1999 1:28:00 PM
From: TigerPaw  Respond to of 62549
 
only treatment effective ... was hypnosis

Dr. Grold is beginning his therepy session. He seats the patient and pulls out his gold watch and slowly waves it back and forth. "Watch closely", he whispers " Keep your eyes on the watch. You are getting sleepy, sleepy, you will follow my every command". Just then he drops the watch and yells "Oh Shit!". It cost $200 to get the chair cleaned.

TP



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10317)6/17/1999 8:39:00 AM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75.
He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, " 'Bout what? "



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10317)6/17/1999 8:41:00 AM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 62549
 
There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learns by reading, the few who learn by observation...
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.