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To: Zencone who wrote (10363)	6/18/1999 8:48:00 PM
From: Adelantado	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

>Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was >the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so >happened that John?s wife died the same day that >Joe?s boat sank. > >A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe a >mistook him for John. She said, 'I'm sorry to >hear about your loss. You must just feel >terrible.' > >Joe thinking that she was talking about his boat, >said, 'Hell no in fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a > >rotten old thing right from >the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up >and she smelled like old dead fish. She was >always losing her water, she had a bad crack in >the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. >Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she >leaked like crazy. > >I guess what finally finished her off was when I >rented her to these four guys looking for a good >time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, >but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools >tried to get in her all at once and she split >right up the middle.' > >The old lady fainted.