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To: Canuck Dave who wrote (10389)	6/21/1999 9:07:00 AM
From: SBerglowe	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Don't Make a Nurse Angry > > >> > > >> A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in > > >> the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because > > >> he bossed them around just like he did his employees. > > >> > > >> None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to > > >> do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could > > >> stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, > > >> > > >> "I have to take your temperature." > > >> > > >> After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled > > >> down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. > > >> > > >> "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I > > >> cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round > > >> of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared > > >> his rear end. > > >> > > >> After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard > > >> her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay > > >> JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" > > >> > > >> She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He > > >> curses under his breath as he hears people walking past > > >> his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor > > >> comes into the room. > > >> > > >> "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. > > >> > > >> Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't > > >> you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" > > >> > > >> After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I > > >> haven't. Not with a carnation anyway." > > >>