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To: Ian@SI who wrote (10397)	6/21/1999 11:32:00 AM
From: Fast Eddie	Respond to of 62549

A guy is walking down the beach and sees an old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the- bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed off genie merges. She says,"normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case you SOB , I am going to grant only 1." He thinks a minute and says" OK, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed." She says ,"So be it!" and disappears back into the bottle. Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tanya Harding and Hillary Clinton. He has no penis, a broken leg, and no health insurance. ***********************************************************************

To: Ian@SI who wrote (10397)	6/21/1999 12:00:00 PM
From: Canuck Dave	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

That's from "Carry on Nurse", one of those interminable English "comedies". That particular line was delivered by Hattie Jaques, the very large and talented Comedienne of the cinema.