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To: The Rabbit who wrote (10472)	6/24/1999 5:42:00 PM
From: Bob Bryenton	Respond to of 62549

I hear that police cars have to remove the numbers "911" from their cars. It seems that blondes were stealing them thinking they were Porsches.

To: The Rabbit who wrote (10472)	6/24/1999 5:44:00 PM
From: Bob Bryenton	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A story that was told was of a real pretty flight attendant that was working first class. There was this guy that would not leave her alone. He wanted her address, her phone number, etc. She finally had enough of him and asked one of the other flight attendants if she would switch and let her work coach to get away from this guy. Well in coach there was another guy that started in on her. He was as bad as the guy in first class. Boy, she was glad when that flight was over. Well as the flight attendants were standing at the door saying "goodbye" to everyone as they deplaned, the guy from first class whispered in her ear "Hope to see you later" as he slipped his hotel key into her pocket. Before she could respond he was out the door and going up the jetway to the terminal. Just then she saw the guy from coach coming and of course, he was still making eyes at her. As he approached and without a word, She smiled and gave him the Hotel Key!