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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (10495)	6/26/1999 4:40:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

I'll let you know. We can have a blast as spectators!

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (10495)	7/3/1999 11:18:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you...” “I know, I know.” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.” “No, that's not it at all.” Brenda confessed. “He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.”

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (10495)	7/3/1999 11:25:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

A couple with their young son decided to spend a day at a nude beach. After an hour in the sun, the father went for a walk while the son played in the water. After a while the boy came up to his mother and said, “Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!” The mother said, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.” So the boy went back to play. Minutes later the boy returned and said, ”Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's.” The mother said the same thing, “ The bigger they are, the dumber they are.” So the boy went to play. Several minutes later the boy ran back to his mother and said, “Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more he talked, the dumber he got.”