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To: Valkyrie who wrote (38942)6/27/1999 11:07:00 PM
From: ISOMAN  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 43774
 
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the
other two I forget.

A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to
wash
it.

"A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one
book,
what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'" - Steven Wright

False hope is nicer than no hope at all.

~*~

You know you're trailer park trash when ...>

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are: "Gentlemen, start
your engines."
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
wheels.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much
gas
it has in it.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House
of
Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.



To: Valkyrie who wrote (38942)6/27/1999 11:09:00 PM
From: Lucky Charm  Respond to of 43774
 
Ohhh Donald, don't bring logic onto this thread now... Lord know's Colleen and jhild will not be able to deal with it right now... hahahaha

Colleen, did you ever finish with that homework assignment???

Surely this is not a good example to those students that you were teaching a few years back!!!

Come on girl, set a good example for once and answer the questions...
If not all of them, atleast this one...

Do you own any shares of PABN??? (notice I added the four letters to this question and the one prior, but guess you just weren't the sharpest pencil to pick up on the little "out" I gave you before by not adding the symbol!!!!)