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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (6936)	6/28/1999 12:20:00 AM
From: Alan Smithee	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 12754

Well... I have another recollection, if you care to listen. Kasha, as you may, or may not know, is fond of baseball games. He's even more fond of playing practical jokes. I recall this from about 15 years ago. Kasha was in an impish mood. He'd been dipping his beak a bit too much into the Mad Dog if I recall. Well... he had this friend who was a medical student. Seems this med student had gotten a little possesive in the anatomy lab, and severed the fifth member of the cadaver he was working on, if you get my drift. Packed it up in a ziplock bag and took it home. Well, as luck would have it, this severed member fell into the possession of none other than our very own Kasha. I think it had something to do with a high stakes poker game, but wouldn't stake Pokey's life on it. At any rate, Kasha and I and a few topless dancers we met met at a club in Windsor, Ont., decided to take in a Tigers game. During the Seventh Inning Stretch, Kasha made his way to the men's room. There were only about 7 urinals there, and about 250 drunk tiger fans waiting in line. Well, our friend stands there, moves from foot to foot, fidgets, moves around and generally acts uncomfortable. After about 5 minutes, with great skill in sleight of hand, he pulls the poor cadaver's member out of his coat pocket, throws it to the ground and shouts in an exasperated voice, "This freaking thing never worked right anyway!!!! And he stomped out. I laughed my ass off, looking at those poor saps, who were stopped in their tracks, looking at this severed you know what, lying on the floor of the men's room. That's our Kasha. Always looking for a laugh...