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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Wooly who wrote (10506)	6/28/1999 10:19:00 AM
From: Mr. G. Rottweiler	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

> A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've > got this problem you see, only you've got to promise > not to laugh". > > The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh! That > would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty > years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient." > > "OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers. > The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis > he has ever seen in his life. > > Despite his best efforts, he begins laughing, softly at > first, then uncontrollably. Several minutes later he > manages to compose himself and wipes the tears > from his eyes. "I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, > "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it > happen again. Now what seems to be the problem? > > The man looks up at the doctor with sad eyes and says, > > "It's swollen." >