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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10532)6/30/1999 8:54:00 AM
From: Feathered Propeller  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62549
 
Lo! the poor humorist, whose tortured mind
See jokes in crowds, though still to gloom inclined --
Whose simple appetite, untaught to stray,
His brains, renewed by night, consumes by day.
He thinks, admitted to an equal sty,
A graceful hog would bear his company.

--Alexander Poke



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10532)7/1/1999 12:15:00 PM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62549
 
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde for a position
in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality
so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or
dead, who would it be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."