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To: Achilles who wrote (2291)7/2/1999 1:39:00 AM
From: fatheroz  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 2733
 
Q: How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins.



To: Achilles who wrote (2291)7/3/1999 9:52:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Respond to of 2733
 
Q. How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Ten. One to deal with the bulb and nine to share the experience.



To: Achilles who wrote (2291)7/3/1999 9:53:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2733
 
Q. How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the super.