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To: John Messbauer who wrote (10570)	7/4/1999 3:57:00 PM
From: KZAP	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A little rough there aren't you dude? eom

To: John Messbauer who wrote (10570)	7/5/1999 1:40:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

More Clinton jokes: Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, “I don't know. I never had one.” > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use? > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chelsea asked her dad, “Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time...?” Bill Clinton replied, “No. Some begin with, ‘After I'm elected... > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as “Walking Eagle” because he is so full of something that he can't fly. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Isn't putting Bill Clinton in charge of a trust fund as insane as putting in a draft-dodger as Commander in Chief? > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: Integrity, vision, and wisdom. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, “Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else” > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Clinton is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Revised judicial oath: “I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I Know it, the whole truth, as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.