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To: SofaSpud who wrote (10591)	7/6/1999 8:43:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Did you hear about the lesbian who took Viagra? -She couldn't get her tongue back in her mouth for a week! How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine ? -It's the one with bite marks on the cap! What's the hardest thing about playing golf with your wife? -Having to say, "Great shot, Honey!" 142 times What do you call a sheep that does housework? -A threat to women everywhere. Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? -Yeah, it fits right over her mouth. Why did GOD give blondes one more brain cell than horses??? -So they wouldn't shit during the parades!! What's every blonde's ambition in life? -To be like Big Bird and learn the alphabet.