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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (10594)	7/8/1999 8:37:00 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Jerry Falwell's work is far from over... Note the evidence below: FRED FLINTSONE --His nickname on the Bedrock bowling team is "Twinkle-toes Flintstone." --The show's theme song ends "...we'll have a gay old time!" --He wears an orange dress with little triangles on it. --He hangs out with Barney far more than Wilma. BUGS BUNNY --Often stands with hand on hip. --Plays a hairdresser in one episode. --Frequently dresses in drag. --Loves to throw on a top hat and tails and belt out Broadway show-tunes with his "buddy" Daffy-who, it's worth noting, has a lisp. POPEYE --Eats lots of salad. --Wears a sailor suit, even though he hasn't been on a ship in years. --Does little sailor-dances. --Dates a flat-chested transvestite named Olive Oyl. --Best friend named Wimpy. BATMAN & ROBIN --Robin's nickname: Boy Wonder. --Batman's real name: Bruce. --Both wear tights and hang out in a dark cave with an "older man." --They're in great shape. --They like to show each other their "grappling hooks." PEPPERMINT PATTY (from Peanuts) --Has a deep, gravelly voice. --Wears pants, not dresses like the other Peanuts gals. --Plays a mean game of football. --Likes to taunt Charlie Brown. --Always hanging out with that androgynous Marcie. --Wears comfortable shoes. --Nickname: Sir. THE PINK PANTHER --'Nuff said.