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To: HarperLee who wrote (10597)	7/6/1999 11:48:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

This is very true! BLACK When I was born...I was BLACK When I grew up... I was BLACK When I am sick...I am BLACK When I go out in the sun...I am BLACK When I go out in the cold...I am BLACK When I die... I am BLACK BUT YOU WHITE FOLK When you are born...You are PINK When you grow up...You are WHITE When you are sick...Your are GREEN When you go out in the sun...You are RED When you go out in the cold...You are BLUE When you die...Your are PURPLE and you have the nerve to call me "COLORED" !

To: HarperLee who wrote (10597)	7/7/1999 10:07:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

This guy and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton for their honeymoon night. At the front desk, they check in and the receptionist gives the groom the key to the bridal suite. Just then he says to the groom, "Sir, It is now 6 o' clock, dinner will be served from 7:30 onwards." The groom looks at him and says, "Thank you, but we won't be needing any" and off he and his bride go to the room. The whole evening the people next door the bridal suite are phoning down to the main desk to complain about all the moaning, which doesn't stop for one minute the whole night. Next morning at 6am, the groom phones down to room service. "Hi, could I get some breakfast brought up here?" "Sure, what would you like?" asks room service. The groom says, "Well, I have to replace all the energy I lost last night so you'd better get me 6 fried eggs, 9 sausages, 12 slices of toast and six liters of orange juice!" Room service replies, "Gee, that's quite an appetite you got there. Is that for your wife as well, or just for you?" "No that's just for me, can you send up six pieces of lettuce for my wife as well?" Room service asks, "Why six pieces of lettuce?" And the groom replies, "No, I have to see if she can eat like a rabbit as well!!"