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To: StkProfit$ who wrote (24)7/7/1999 8:19:00 AM
From: Joe Copia  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 107
 
I will take a stab at it.

-How is a chain saw like a side of bacon?

........ still thinking about this one

-What is the sound of one nostril sneezing?

.......... hpphhffffff

-Is a four-leaf clover more or less lucky than the person who finds it?

........ The clover is the luckiest

-Do cowgirls carry bullwhips? or cowwhips?

....... They carry Cool-Whip

-Is there life on distant planets. If so, what entertains them?

........ Humans on Earth

-How can you tell if there's green mold growing on a green mold of gellatin?

.... Look for the fuzzy part

-When the earth rotates, does it turn left or right?

......... Yes