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Confused States: An alternate Think-Style
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Welcome to the State of confusion!!

Sometimes I just need to chill out, or change my line of thinking when something during the trading day goes in a direction other than the way I envisioned it. Instead of going insane, or driving my blood pressure through the roof, I opt for the less traumatizing effects of confusion. Welcome to my mind, but beware! Some of the following thoughts may be just enough to push you over the edge, and we wouldn't want that now would we!?

Many of us have brain meltdowns, headaches, hangovers, brainf@rts, and unique perspectives on humanity and the human condition. This thread is dedicated to discussing the zone of thought that lies between rational and insane lines of mental cogitation.

Please respect these simple rules when posting, and Welcome to the thread!!

1)No exceptional or excessive profanity. (After all that would get you kicked off SI anyway, and then we couldn't read more of your genius!)

2)Try to be original. Please don't post someone else's madness (unless, of course, it's content is so mind boggling, you feel we would weep of it's absence had we but known of it's content.)

3)Some rationality is okay, just try to make it off balance enough to give some of us a brain wedgie.

4)Subject matter pertaining to the investing world highly encouraged, but not a requirement.

A couple of prime examples I use are as follows:

-Confused states: (NOT to be confused with confuscious sayings!)
"Paranoia is to the traders soul, what a training high is to the athlete."

also,
"Catfish will chew cheese when predominantly pugnated."

and finally, one of my favorites of all time:
"Never look a dragon straight in the eye and spit sideways...Especially while removing a hangnail from your left foot's big toe with a pair of plastic green tweezers."

And now the fun begins again.....
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107 How to spend an entire day on SI: (Click on link below) Message 13946938StkProfit$ -6/26/2000
106 Motto: Why be greedy when simple profits are so abundant? Message 13946886StkProfit$ -6/26/2000
105 It's an illusion... Message 13540376StkProfit$ -5/2/2000
104 Watchout! It's Wabbit season...heheheheheheheheh. Chocolate bunny's loStkProfit$ -4/21/2000
103 To plump and maim, a broker's game! Message 13334527StkProfit$ -4/3/2000
102 Regarding MM's: Message 12708354StkProfit$ -1/28/2000
101 Mergers of a different kind: (I received this from my uncle today.) >>IStkProfit$ -1/26/2000
100 What would "YOU" do for a Klondike bar?! -Personally, I'd be wilStkProfit$ -1/17/2000
99 #%#%#%#%IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS #%#%#% It was the night before chrisStkProfit$ -12/24/1999
98 BRUCE!! Good to see you made it back. Yep, sometimes it's better to shootStkProfit$ -10/19/1999
97 Mark, sorry for my absence. I have been on restriction and have had to stay &qBruce Bland-10/19/1999
96 Bruce, congrats on the low damage assessment! Agree on the longs. :-)) Too baStkProfit$ -9/16/1999
95 Mark, Dodged the bullet. Lost one door and some trees. Thoughts and hopes now gBruce Bland-9/16/1999
94 Good luck Bruce! Don't forget to keep a bottle of J.D. and your thumb handStkProfit$ -9/15/1999
93 Mark, agree with your "dog diet" post, and am expecting a BIG DOG thiBruce Bland-9/15/1999
92 I may be confused, but: CLST is one hot looking momma for Wednesday. quote.yahoStkProfit$ -9/15/1999
91 Well, after getting lashed with a cat of 9-tails at close today, I thought it wStkProfit$ -9/14/1999
90 Wow! This thread has more lives than the proverbial cat!Null Dog Ago-9/14/1999
89 "Sometimes you get the steak. Sometimes the BIG Dog gets you AND your stStkProfit$ -9/14/1999
88 I did only have 996 things that confused me. Thanks, Business Wire, for makinBruce Bland-8/31/1999
87 Well, my dog is yellowing something, that's for sure<g> <i>,AugustWest-8/30/1999
86 Well, let's just say the posters here are the only ones brave enough to &quStkProfit$ -8/30/1999
85 help!!!!!!!!!! I've tripped and I can't come down. Okay, so it'sAugustWest-8/30/1999
84 I like Maple Leaf!! :-P'''' Bring on the hogs, and let's bStkProfit$ -8/30/1999
83 I understand perfectly now!!!!! (I think).......but, that thin line between emBruce Bland-8/30/1999
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