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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10607)	7/8/1999 10:11:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Of course you all realize I'm talking about the perfume.

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10607)	7/8/1999 10:02:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis." The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that; we should make a list!" He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding. "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not." His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the shovel!"