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To: 2sigma who wrote (10611)	7/8/1999 12:27:00 PM
From: Bob Bryenton	Respond to of 62549

There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic". Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 cases of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today. It is known, of course, as: Sinko de Mayo

To: 2sigma who wrote (10611)	7/9/1999 1:58:00 AM
From: Chi-X	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman... . . . . . A: Snow Balls Cheers, Chi-X hath Spoken! "The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it." - anjin

To: 2sigma who wrote (10611)	7/10/1999 6:18:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A guy is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and he runs into a hooker. He asks, "How much?" She says, "Twenty bucks." He says, "All right!" They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, he runs into the same hooker. They go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her $25. She says, "Why the extra five?" He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls!"