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To: StkProfit$ who wrote (37)7/12/1999 12:11:00 AM
From: StkProfit$   Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 107
 
The Ten Condiments:

1)Thou shalt have no other SPAM, but SPAM.

2)Thou shalt eat thy SPAM only in it's own Jelly.

3)Covet not thy neighbors lower sodium spam, for it is truly not the authentic pork shoulder & ham.

4)Love thy contents: Squirrel, Possum, And Mice.

5)SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

6)It's actually, REALLY very good meat.

7)SPAM, It's not just for breakfast anymore!

8)Ask Denny's to make a new special: Green eggs and SPAM!

9)I think I'll have SPAM with my SPAM, and a side order of SPAM!

10)The new desert: The SPAM float. Root beer, vanilla ice cream & SPAM!



To: StkProfit$ who wrote (37)7/14/1999 10:18:00 AM
From: maouse  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 107
 
see pigeons:

... Wing and Prayer. (as opposed to Wing and Ding).

(I just hate it when noone ever post the answer to a riddle).

q. If you comb your hair, which is on your head, but no hair is to be found, what are you?

a. a comb dome.

...you aren't the only one with bad jokes up their sleave.