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To: Mike 2.0 who wrote (10654)	7/12/1999 3:05:00 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. and "I do." leads to the longest sentence feared by man.

To: Mike 2.0 who wrote (10654)	7/12/1999 3:07:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The Rev. Jerry Falwell has stepped in to clean up children's television. A couple of months ago he "outed" the apparently homosexual Tinky Winky, a character from the "Teletubbies" show, because: 1) He's purple, the gay color. 2) He has an antenna shaped like a triangle, the gay symbol. 3) He carries a purse, something all gay people do. But Falwell's work is far from over. Note the evidence below: FRED FLINTSONE * His nickname on the Bedrock bowling team is "Twinkle-toes Flintstone." * The show's theme song ends "We'll have a gay old time!" * He wears an orange dress with little triangles on it. * He hangs out with Barney far more than Wilma. BUGS BUNNY * Often stands with hand on hip. * Plays a hairdresser in one episode. * Frequently dresses in drag. * Loves to throw on a top hat and tails and belt out Broadway show-tunes with his "buddy" Daffy, who, it's worth noting, has a lisp. POPEYE * Eats lots of salad. * Wears a sailor suit, even though he hasn't been on a ship in years. * Does little sailor-dances. * Dates a flat-chested transvestite named Olive Oyl. * Best friend named Wimpy. BATMAN & ROBIN * Robin's nickname: Boy Wonder. * Batman's real name: Bruce. * Both wear tights and hang out in a dark cave with an "older man." * They're in great shape. * They like to show each other their "grappling hooks." PEPPERMINT PATTY (from Peanuts) * Has a deep, gravelly voice. * Wears pants, not dresses like the other Peanuts gals. * Plays a mean game of football. * Likes to taunt Charlie Brown. * Always hanging out with that androgynous Marcie. * Wears comfortable shoes. * Nickname: Sir. THE PINK PANTHER * 'Nuff said.