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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10698)	7/13/1999 9:41:00 PM
From: Carole Olkowski	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62572

What do women really care about? . . . . . . . . . . . . . If you don't already know, I'm not going to tell you!

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10698)	7/18/1999 7:43:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62572

The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"