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To: Tomato who wrote (10708)	7/14/1999 10:54:00 PM
From: Arthur Radley	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62578

The greatest lovers from England, America and France were in a contest to determine who was the world's greatest lover. First question was to the Englishman: "If you are on a first date with a woman and you want to kiss her, where do you kiss her?" Englishman: "On her lips." Judge: "Thats right." Second question was to the American: "If you are on a second date with a woman and you want to kiss her, where do you kiss her?" American: "On her breasts." Judge: "Thats right." Third question was to the Frenchman: "If you are on the third date with a woman and you want to kiss her, where do you kiss her?" Frenchman: "Don't ask me, I missed both of those first two questions."