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To: Susie924 who wrote (1211)7/15/1999 8:27:00 AM
From: Bald Eagle  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2380
 
Let me try one:
President Clinton wanted to test various law enforcement agencies to see which one was the best.

So, he had his men set a rabbit free in a forest and told the CIA, the FBI and the LAPD to go find it.

The CIA hired a bunch of forest informants, planted bugs and did lots of surveillance. After three months, they concluded that rabbits don't exist.

The FBI went in. After two weeks, they had destroyed the whole forest, killed every animal in there including the rabbit. They said
the rabbit had it coming to him and offered no apologies.

When the LAPD came out of the forest, they had a badly beaten bear with them. Yes, a bear! The bear was saying " OK, I'm a rabbit!! I'm a rabbit!".