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Microcap & Penny Stocks : PanAmerican BanCorp (PABN) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ISOMAN who wrote (39723)	7/15/1999 11:50:00 AM
From: ColleenB	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 43774

Delusion is great, isn't it? While on an all-expense-paid junket to Argentina, PABN's CEO J. Schmitts noticed cars were parked by the road-side and garages were nowhere in sight. Coming home to his bustling enterprise in New Jersey, John decided that what PABN needed was another "Division" to take advantage of the "unexplored niches" in the South American "Garage Market." "Come to think of it, there were a lot of dogs loose on the street, with no place to spend the night" John mused. "That's it! Dog houses for Argentina! Our next venture!" PABN is blessed with a CEO of true "vision." This guy sees "unexplored niches" were we only see poverty and mongrel dogs. Only PABN would let this lost soul continue to run this "something for everyone" joke of a company! "Subways for Sicily!".... "Pure-Water for All!".... "Stop Cancer NOW!"(Long-Port Scanner) .... "Put Doctors Back To Work!" (DigibillBlack) ...."Track Vitamin Consumption!"..... "DoEverythingAtOnce" (DEAO).... "We Have The Cutest Hostesses At Our Open-Houses!" (Mai Fu).... "What Size Cement Shoe Do YOU Wear?" (Jimmy Hoffa Hush-Puppies)...."We Put Our Finacials On Our Web Site!".... "Carl Sagan Would Have Loved PABN - It Has Billions Of Shares!"....."Video-Phones In Every Place That Needs 'Em!"....."Have You Seen Our Las Vegas Office?"..... "Consultants Are The Answer!" (Ken Christian, Larry Roof).... "Fund Current Expenses With Cheap($.01) Shares For Friends!" (100,000,000 shares, un-restricted).... "So I Failed Math?" (Financials Don't Add Up)..... "Let's Have Lots Of Video Conferences Without A Moderator! I Can Pick & Choose What I Want To Answer!".... "The McDonalds Down The Street Grosses More Sales In A Year Than We Do.....Let's Have Lunch There!"...."Wasn't That Boca Raton Party Fun?" This fairy tale is brought to you by two glasses of Merlot and a brutal reality check. ragingbull.com