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To: speckulator who wrote (2313)	7/17/1999 11:53:00 PM
From: Karin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his sex life. "Well..." the man drawled, "not bad at all to be honest. The wife ain't all that interested anymore, so I just cruise around. In the past week I was able to pick-up and bed at least three girls, none of whom were over thirty years old." "My goodness Frank, and at your age too." the doctor said. "I hope you took at least some precautions." "Yep. I may be old, but I ain't senile yet doc. I gave 'em all a phony name."

To: speckulator who wrote (2313)	7/17/1999 11:55:00 PM
From: Karin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

A lady teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. She quickly turned and asked," What's so funny Johnny?" "Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters." "Get out of my classroom, I don't want to see you for three days." The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks,"What's so funny Billy?" "Well teacher, I just saw two of your garters." "Get out of my classroom, I don't want to see you for three weeks." Embarassed and frustrated, she drops the chalkbrush when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an all out laugh from another male student. She quickly turns to see Peter leaving the classroom. "Where do you think you are going?" she asks. "Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over."