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To: Karin who wrote (2315)7/18/1999 1:00:00 AM
From: Karin  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 2733
 
Two old ladies are sitting on the porch at the old
folks home.

One turns to the other and asked "Jean, you were
married a long time, did you and your husband have
mutual orgasm?"

The other little old lady sat and rocked for a minute
and said,

"No, I think we had State Farm"
__________________________

Two more ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing
nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks,

"Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What to you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
"Who drives you to the beach?"