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To: JTinker who wrote (10718)	7/15/1999 10:59:00 PM
From: Zencone	Respond to of 62578

A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak." The son says, "Why are you so weak?" She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 18 days." The son says, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 18 days?" The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."