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To: JakeStraw who wrote (10781)	7/22/1999 4:02:00 PM
From: Susan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Anyone offended by JFKJr. jokes please skip Q. Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard? A. He said he'd wash up on shore! Q. What's the Kennedy's flying motto? A. Your luggage will arrive before you do! Q. What do Kennedies miss most about Martha's Vineyard? A. The runway. Q. What will it take to bring JFK's first family back together? A. One more bullet. Q. What was JFK Jr's final thrill? A. Going down on Gay Head. Q. Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard? A. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding. Q. What will they name the movie about JFK, Jr.? A. Three Funerals and a Wedding. "Picking up the Pace" Department: Used to be that Kennedies drowned their women one at a time!