To: BryanB who wrote (817 ) 7/22/1999 8:54:00 PM From: David Lawrence Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2340
Seems like a perfectly reasonable policy to me (as if that'll come as a surprise to anyone <g>). Of course, someone will undoubtedly find fault with it.........It was Monday morning, and employees began arriving at the Silicon Post Factory. On this particular day they were greeted by a sign instructing them to report to the company cafeteria. There was a sense of unease as the room began to fill. In recent weeks there had been a number of visitors to the factory, some in suits, other in hard hats, some carrying blueprints and all making notes while studying the facility and meeting with senior management behind closed doors. After a half hour of nervous waiting, a group of company executives entered the cafeteria. A hush fell over the room as the president of the company stepped up to a makeshift podium at one end of the room. "Good morning everyone. I hope you all enjoyed your weekend. I've asked you all here this morning to share some exciting news with you. I have to tell you up front that it's of the good-news, bad-news variety. I'll share the bad news with you first." A nervous murmur began to well up as the president continued, "A large contingent of outside contractors was busy over the weekend modernizing our factory. We installed the most state-of-the art equipment available which will allow us the be the most efficient and cost-effective company in our industry." Chairs began to creak as the president paused before continuing, "That's where the bad news comes in. Our new factory is fully automatic. Not only that, but it's self maintaining. As a result, we won't be needing any of you anymore." The murmur now became a dull roar as the employees realized they no longer had jobs. A frantic voice came from the back of the room, "But I have children to feed!" Angry cries of agreement came from all over the room. The president smiled and raised his hands, calling for quiet. As a hush fell over the room, the president continued, "That's where the good news comes in. We will be so profitable with our new automated facility that we have decided to keep all of you on the payroll until you reach retirement age, at which time you will each be eligible to receive full retirement benefits. All you have to do is stop by each Wednesday to pick up your paycheck." There was a stunned silence as the shell-shocked employees began to realize what they had just been told. Tears of sadness became tears of joy, and there was a collective sigh of relief. Suddenly, an employee in the middle of the room shot his hand into the air. The president pointed to him and said, "Yes, you have a question?" "You bet I do." retorted the employee. "Do we have to come in every Wednesday?"