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To: Michael M who wrote (10796)	8/1/1999 4:37:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money." The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth." There was a long pause before Susan replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Noticing that her husband's relationship with the alluring young miss across the street was becoming more than a little friendly, the suspicious wife awoke one morning to find herself alone in bed. Angered, she dialed her attractive neighbor and bellowed into the phone, "Tell my husband to get his ass across the street." "Ma'am," a soft, sexy voice replied, "That's where he's been getting it for some time now." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A woman goes to see her Podiatrist. She says "Doc, I just got back from a few weeks in the Bahamas and the weather was so great I spent most of the days just lying on the sand. But the strangest thing happened. Whenever a good looking guy came by, I would get this strange tingling sensation between my toes." The podiatrist thought this was kind of unusual and examined her. He asked her if she had this sensation between all of her toes. She replied, "actually no, just between my 2 big ones!"