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To: Stephen who wrote (10802)	7/23/1999 6:53:00 PM
From: High Grader	Respond to of 62549

Sequel we are not likely to see: Men are from Mars Women are from Venus and crap is from Uranus.

To: Stephen who wrote (10802)	7/23/1999 10:41:00 PM
From: Stephen	Respond to of 62549

one stephen to another, these are pretty good too! Pat & Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before the morning break, Pat yelled, "Mick, I've lost me finger!" "Have ye now," said Mick. "And how did ye do it?" Pat replied "I just touched this big, shiny, spinning thing here like thi...damn! There goes another one!" ------------------------------------------------ Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father..." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that damn gun!'"