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To: Dr. Id who wrote (10806)	7/23/1999 8:57:00 PM
From: Phil(bullrider)	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

JDB, Your story was very funny, but probably not appropo on the thread I posted. BTW, it's not my thread, but it should be fun. Have fun, Phil

To: Dr. Id who wrote (10806)	7/25/1999 1:00:00 AM
From: chirodoc	Respond to of 62549

> A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this > started, > > she told him she was pregnant. > > > > Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a large sum of money and > > asked her to go to Germany and have the baby there. > > > > "But how will I let you know the baby is born?"she asked. > > > > He replied " Just send me a postcard and write "sauerkraut" on the back" > > Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to > > Germany. > > > > Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the > > office and explained "Dear, you received a very strange post card in the > > mail today and I don't understand what it means." > > > > The doctor said "Just wait until I get home and read it and I will > > explain it to you". > > > > Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the > > floor with a heart attack - and died. So the wife picked up the card and > > read: > > > > "Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut - Two with wieners, two > > without".