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To: Mike 2.0 who wrote (10813)	7/24/1999 2:59:00 PM
From: Dr. Id	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Re: JDB's Cute Kids' Stories... JDB, when you were a kid, did the ice cream truck in your neighborhood play "Helter Skelter"? :-) Reminds me of another old one: Lady goes into an ice cream store, and orders a gallon of chocolate ice cream. Counter guy: We don't have any chocolate ice cream. Lady: Then give me a pint of chocolate ice cream. Counter guy: We don't have any chocolate ice cream. Lady: Then just give me a chocolate ice cream cone. Counter guy: Lady, spell the straw in strawberry. Lady: S-t-r-a-w Counter guy: Spell the Van in Vanilla. Lady: V-a-n Counter guy: Spell the Fuck in Chocolate. Lady: There is no Fuck in Chocolate. Counter guy: That's what I've been trying to tell you!