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To: Carole Olkowski who wrote (10822)	7/26/1999 7:41:00 AM
From: Carole Olkowski	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two > spiders mating. > > "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" > > "They're mating, Lucy" he replied. > > "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" Lucy asked. > > "Oh, that's a Daddy Longlegs." > > Lucy asked, "Oh, so one's a Daddy Longlegs and the other > one is a Mommy Longlegs?" > > Daddy replied, "No, honey, both of them are Daddy > Longlegs." > > Lucy thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped > them flat. Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing in our > garden!!" > ~~~~~~ > A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. > > After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the > air waving his front legs, until he crashes heavily into the > ground with a hard knock on his shell. After recovering his > consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps > again, and knocks the ground heavily again. > > The little turtle persisted again and again while a couple of > birds sitting at the edge of a branch, watched the turtle with > pain. > > Suddenly the female bird says to the male, "Dear, I think it's > time to tell our little turtle he is adopted." > ~~~~~~