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To: James Strauss who wrote (4768)7/30/1999 1:51:00 PM
From: James Strauss  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 13094
 
The Lighter Side...
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Here are some actual questions by lawyers, and the answers they received:

These questions relate to circumstances in an auto accident...

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

Jim