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To: Zbyte who wrote (1316)	7/27/1999 6:13:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TEXAS WHEN You can say 110 degrees without fainting... You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off... You can make instant sun tea... You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron... The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly... You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car... You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window... You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance... Hot water now comes out of both taps... It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets... You actually burn your hand opening the car door... You break a sweat the instant you step outside...at 7:30 a.m. before work... No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning... Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?... You realize that asphalt has a liquid state...

To: Zbyte who wrote (1316)	7/28/1999 9:50:00 AM
From: Susie924	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 2380

For all you guys out there! THINGS MEN KNOW Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman. Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house. Men know that if she looks like your mother, run. Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: his, hers, and the truth. Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win. Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted. Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game. Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them. Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself. Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get pissed off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them. Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know how to cook them. Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Tracy... Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed. Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.