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To: jttmab who wrote (10846)7/28/1999 10:21:00 AM
From: arno  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Thibodaux. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."
"This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to Thibodaux's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Thibodaux and leave.
The phone rings at Thibodaux's house. "Hey, Thibodaux! Did the FBI
come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did dey chop your firewood?"
"Mais, yeah dey did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."