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To: arno who wrote (10874)8/1/1999 12:08:00 PM
From: arno  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62550
 
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college
student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That is the talking clock," the man replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," the man said, then proceeded to give the gong an ear-shattering pound with the hammer .

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT
OFF, YOU JERK! It's 2 a.m.!"