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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Bald Eagle who wrote (1354)	8/2/1999 3:06:00 PM
From: PartyTime	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2380

I guess, Bald Eagle, that depends on how cool you really are! (LOL) I just knew that spreading the word on this would create some humor for folks.

To: Bald Eagle who wrote (1354)	8/3/1999 11:49:00 PM
From: Zbyte	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

1. Save the trees.... Wipe your butt with an owl. (I don't like this one) 2. Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window 3. Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read his, my wife fell off. 4. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! 5. If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a Jeep) 6. Please tell your pants it's not polite to point. 7. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass. 8. Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected. 9. Feel safe tonight ... Sleep with a cop. 10. Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph 11. GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge. 12. If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?? 13.Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 14. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. 15. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? 16. Axe me about Ebonics 17. Boldly going nowhere 18. Cat: The other white meat 19. CAUTION - Driver legally blonde 20. Don't be sexist - broads hate that! 21. Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway 22. He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged 23. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you 24. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets 25. If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now 26. WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition 27. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. 28. Keep honking, I'm reloading.