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To: PartyTime who wrote (1355)8/2/1999 4:36:00 PM
From: Bald Eagle  Read Replies (6) | Respond to of 2380
 
<<I guess, Bald Eagle, that depends on how cool you really are!>>
Well, I get pretty hot some days, especially when I fly close to the sun :-)



To: PartyTime who wrote (1355)8/4/1999 9:20:00 AM
From: Susie924  Respond to of 2380
 
>The Rescue
>
>The man in the blue J.C. Penny's suit had fallen between the
>rails in a subway station. People were all crowding around vainly
>trying to get him out before the train ran him over. Everyone was
>shouting. "Give me your hand!"
>
>Alas, the man would not reach up.
>
>Suddenly, Baba Ben Bebo, the wise guru, elbowed his way
>through the crowd and leaned over the man.
>
>"Friend," he asked with compassion, "What is your profession?"
>
>"I am an income tax inspector," gasped the man in the blue suit.
>
>"Please sir, take my hand", said ben Bebo.
>
>The man immediately grasped the guru's hand and was quickly pulled
>to safety. Ben Bebo then turned to the amazed by-standers and said,
>"Never ask a tax man to *Give* you anything, my friends..."
>