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To: Neocon who wrote (48473)8/2/1999 7:34:00 PM
From: Father Terrence  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 108807
 
Try this on for size: What My Daddy Does

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!"

Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a Professor!"

Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a
whorehouse!"

The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a
point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening.

When she told him what Little Johnny had said, he told her,
"Actually,.... I'm an attorney, but how I'm I supposed to explain that
to a seven year old???"