To: LemonHead who wrote (8068 ) 8/4/1999 11:25:00 AM From: OldAIMGuy Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 18928
For those of you looking for a new technique for making money AND a potentially lucrative IPO, please read the following news item: -------------------------------------------------- 08/04/99, 8:00 AM EDT - Press Associates - CLUE TO INVESTMENT SUCCESS FOUND "I couldn't believe it! Normally I'm glued to CNBC from Five AM (Eastern) until late in the evening. The only time I look away is to make a trade on-line." So says Minute Trader "Rapid Ralph" Robotski. One of a new group of market traders that quickly range in and out of the market - sometimes in less than a minute - Rapid Ralph really can't afford to leave the TV or the computer terminal. "Most of the time I don't even look up the name of the stock in question. I just make sure I read the ticker symbol correctly on whatever the stock is that they (CNBC) are discussing." Robotski says many investors spend way too much time on fundamental analysis and that his minimalist approach frees up more time for actual trading. Then something really incredible happened. Robotski was in the bathroom one morning performing what he referred to as "one of the Three 'ESS's." His wife, who normally doesn't disturb Robotski between 5AM and 10PM other than to bring his favorite - Ma Baensch's Herring Tidbits In Wine Sauce with cream cheese on Trisket crackers - had momentarily switched over to the "Regis and Kathy Lee" show. Unknown to Robotski, he continued his usual trading day for the next hour or so. In that short period of time he was able to generate nearly $1,000,000 in profits from a meager $10,000 starting point when he returned from the bathroom. "I didn't even notice that it wasn't CNBC!" exclaimed the excited Robotski. Rapid Ralph continued "These folks are Effing Geniuses at picking stocks! Any time they mentioned a company or product, I bought and bought heavily. Immediately the price would soar - usually by at least an eighth of a point!" It was only when the show concluded that he realized that he was watching something different than his usual station. Robotski and about 82,000 other Minute Traders are petitioning to have the Regis and Kathy Lee Show (RKLS) hours extended to at least the normal trading day. They feel that with the extended hours they should soon be able to amass the entire wealth of the planet. "Eventually we'll get all the shares outstanding, even if it's just for a minute or two." They theorize that even the Buy And Hold shares will eventually pass through an estate and become available as trust departments sell off assets. In the mean time the network is considering the petition in that the ratings of RKLS have soared as more people learn of this technique. In fact, it appears that SEC has given approval to the network to spawn a tracking stock with the symbol RKLS on the NASDAQ. This IPO will be 98% owned by the network with a 2% public float. However, with 2 Billion shares in the issue that means 40,000,000 shares will be available for trading. The IPO, expected out on Labor Day, is anticipated to open for trading at a price of $25/share. This will bring to the network a cool $1 Billion. That should help to pay the salaries of Regis Filbin and Kathy Lee Gifford during the first year of extended show time. Network executives would give no more public statements than "We'll see!" when questioned about this new departure for usual programming. Brokerage houses indicate that traders are more of the "We Believe" camp. Copywrite - P.A.<end>