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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (10927)	8/5/1999 7:16:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

"Frog Granting Wishes" A family is driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish. The man says, "Please make my dog win the next dog race." The frog asks to look at the dog which limps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog only has three legs, it is very fat, and can barely move at all so he tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfill his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish. The man says, "Well, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest in the area." The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car. Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says, "Could I please have another look at the dog?"

To: Calvin Scott who wrote (10927)	8/5/1999 7:19:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

JEWS ARE NEWS An elderly Jewish man is siting on a park bench reading Rev. Farrakhan's newspaper. His best friend walks by, sees the paper, and stops -- in shock. "What are you doing reading that paper?" he says. "You should be reading the Jewish Journal!" The elderly man replies, "The Jewish Journal has stories about intermarriage, anti-Semitism, problems in Israel -- all kinds troubles of the Jewish people. I like to read about good news. Farrakhan's paper says the Jews have all the money... the Jews control the banks... the Jews control the press... the Jews control Hollywood. Better to read nothing but good news!"