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To: Mr Bond who wrote (10932)	8/5/1999 9:40:00 PM
From: PMS Witch	Respond to of 62549

... and take a dump on your lawn ... Reminds me of a story appearing in a local paper about 20 years ago in Woodstock, Ontario. (Not the Rock Concert place, that was in New York!) This guy had a problem with his neighbour's dog making 'deposits' on his front porch. Repeated attempts to get the situation resolved had no effect. After exhausting all 'polite' avenues, he felt compelled to return the 'favour' in the hopes that some first-hand experience with the 'material' would convince the neighbour to take some responsibility for his dog's behaviour. Early one morning, before going to work, he visited his neighbour's front porch, dropped his pants and emptied his bowels onto the neighbour's 'Welcome' mat. Unfortunately, his timing wasn't the best, as his neighbour was heading out the door to work. The police were called and charges laid. The incident was a hot topic of discussion for weeks. Cheerios, PW. P.S. Maybe it was 30 years ago. Time flies when you're having fun.