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To: Lazarus Long who wrote (534)	8/9/1999 10:02:00 AM
From: E'Lane	Respond to of 26417

I'm not "too shamed" of nuffin...and to prove it, how about this! <g> ----------------- Tom and Annie decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their eight-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex." His Mom and Dad shot up in bed startled and shouted, "How do you know that?" "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too!" he replied.

To: Lazarus Long who wrote (534)	8/11/1999 12:42:00 AM
From: E'Lane	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 26417

So, the other day, my girlfriends and I went to this Ladies Night Club. One of my friends wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill and waved it at the male dancer. The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the 10 and slapped it on his butt. Not to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the 50 and smacks it onto his other butt cheek. Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute, then the banker in me took over. I got my ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed the 60 bucks and went home. ----------- Opps... E!..knowing it's prolly best that not a lot of people know this thread exists! <gg>