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To: Tech Master who wrote (11013)	8/20/1999 9:37:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62569

Two young women were discussing their sex lives, when one complained to the other: "I can't take it any more. Every time my husband shoots his load, he screams and shouts, then dances Around the bedroom naked, singing the National Anthem." "What's wrong with that?" asked her friend. "Well, for a start, he keeps waking me up!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs. He arranged for a hooker to be sent to his room. After they were finished, he said, "I'm afraid my Finnish isn't too good." The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't all that hot either!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Emerging from the chiropractor's treatment room, a young man said aloud in the crowded waiting room, "I feel like a new man!" "I do, too," a middle-aged woman responded, "but I'll probably go home with the same old one."