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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11027)	8/11/1999 7:24:00 AM
From: c.horn	Respond to of 62569

One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started going too fast and bouncing out of control. The blonde tried with all her might to hang on, but soon was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as the blonde was about to give up hope and was losing consciousness... The K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse. ===================================================================== A yuppie was getting out of his brand new Porsche when a passing car caught the driver's door and ripped it off. The unfortunate yuppie stood there in the street crying: "My Car! My Car!" A cop came on the scene and said: "You yuppies disgust me. You're so caught up with material possessions that you haven't even noticed your left arm was ripped off also". The yuppie, just realizing his arm was gone, started to cry: "My Rolex! My Rolex!"